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Calum's Space3月3日 The perfect passwordThe Perfect Password:
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in.... P.. E... N... I... S... His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: ***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH*** 1月29日 some EXTREMELY naff joke i found - its great:PRaj was tring to get into the country legally. The officer said "You have to pass a test to enter. You have to make a sentace using the words Yellow, Pink and Green." Raj replied "The telephone goes green, green, green and I pink it up and say yellow." Raj now works at a call centre near you. 1月27日 my websitei have desided to use my time spent on my computer {110% of my life!
 }to do something useful and teach myself something that might actually be of use now and in later life...unlike the stuff we learn at school
 so i am now learning website design in NOTEPAD!
and im learning to code it all in HTML and CSS, and alos others if needed.
i had to make the image at the top of that page and the background had to be resized LOADS!
but im proud of my self
 and hope to get it all finished soon-ish
it's my first website so it wont be great - but WILL get better! and for now it's no-where near finished.
please check it out and leave a comment on here saying what you think of it
here's the link:
{either click it - or - if your browser is too old then copy and past it into the search bar }1月18日 anoher joke :PA guy goes to Canada Post to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him about his previous employer. He replies: "The army. I served in the Princess Pats for three years--last duty in Afghanistan". The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment".The interviewer then asks, "Are you disabled in any way"? The guy says, "Yes 100%... a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off". The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A M to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00. The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 to 4:00, then why do you want me to come in at 10:00?" "This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls. Not much point in you coming in for that." 12月27日 webcam chatHAVE JUST SET UP "WEBCAM CHAT" ON MY MySpace HOPING IT WORKS! TEST IT FOR ME :)
{hit the first link in the script below then enter your name {just for the chat} and talk to me :)}
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11月16日 WOOOO HOOOOtoday i got my perspex for the front of my flasher unit
and have sanded it down to make it opaque not see-through
 made my arm ache thoguh  so thats now there for my bro to cut tomorrow, whilst i pick up some more red bulbs and 8 blue 1s and the battern holders, then i'll be finishing off the frame work, wiring it up and away i go - 1 flasher unit made by me
it did cost around£60 to make plus the actual flasher unit (the bit you plug it all into to make it flash! - which was £40)
so yer it was £100 but it isnt the same as £140 plus the £40 for the unit thing (as above
 ) meaning i have saved some money and learnt that i can make lights and wire things up properly {i have a past record of wiring things up ass backwards and getting electrocutes - oh yer and wiring up a light whilst it was pluged in and switched on - ooops!) so TOUCH WOOD i'll ge this one right !!!my stand is almost finished being wired up (also by me) and so that can be finshed sat { on the big say **gulps**} and then little things left to do like type up some song lists for my new cd's and then im ready to go
ALSO! i have another gig meaning over the next 3 weeks i have 4 gigs, 1 this sat, 1 the sa after(26th) 1 the fri after (2nd) and 1 on that sat (3rd) i looking forward to this!!!!
my ad will be put into the local paper on fri meaning itl be in next thurs for a month
fingers crossed thatl get me more gigs and im hoping to get mote gigs off these gigs im doing soon, i want to keep atleast 1 gig a foughtnight at worst!!! but that prob wont happen, at ULTIMATE worst 1 a month - but id rather more - but hey! 1 a month is still mre than i usually have so thats good oooooo another nother long blog - i getting good at this PMSL!!!11月13日 LOTS TO DO!NOW THAT I ONLY HAVE 5 DAYS UNTILL LISA'S PARTY THE PRESSURE IS ON! ESPECIALLY SEENS I HAVE JUST CHANGED MY MOB NUMBER AND DECIDED TO MAKE A FLASHER UNIT AND PUT AN AD IN THE LOCAL PAPER.
I CUT THE BACKBOARD FOR THE UNIT TODAY AND DECIDED HOW IT WILL BE MADE, I'M GUNNA PUT 16 COLOURED BULBS IN IT, ON 4 CIRCUITS. BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT COLOURS TO HAVE - SHOULD I HAVE ALL BLUE? 4 BLURE 4RED 4 GREEN 4 YELLOW? {IF SO HOW - IN BLUE FOR 1 CIRSUIT ETC... OR 1 OF EACH FOR EACH CIRCUIT ?} (LEAVE A COMMENT WITH WHAT YOU THINK PLS
) SEE LOTS TO THINK ABOUT, THATS JUST THINKING ABOUT IT TOO - THEN I HAVE TO MAKE IT, WHICH WILL BE EASIER - ONCE IV BOUGHT THE PLASTIC, THE STICKERS AND THE BULBS AND BULB HOLDERS. - WHICH IS EXPENSIVE.THERES ALSO MY STAND THAT STILL NEEDS TO BE WIRED UP BUT I HAVE ALL THE STUFF FOR THAT - AT WORST IL DO THAT ON SAT!
ALSO AS I HAVE CHANGED MY MOB NUMBER I WANTED TO CREATE NEW BUSINESS CARDS - BUT I DONT THNK IL HAVE TIME, AND DEF HAVENT GOT THE MONEY TO PAY FOR RUSH DELIVERY. SO THATS ON HOLD I THINK.
ALSO I HAVE MUSIC TO BURN OFF MY PC - INCLUDING CLAIRE'S MIXES :) - THE LISTS FOR THESE CD'S TO TYPE AND PRINT
AND !!!
**BREATHES IN** lol
I WAS HOPING TO PLACE AN AD IN THE GAZETTE - WHICH I HAVE WRITTEN UP BUT IM NOT SURE IF IL HAVE THE MONEY IN MY ACCOUNT THIS WEEK
THATS AN IMPORTANT THING!ANYWAY - ITS GONE 11PM SO IM GUNNA DRINK MY HOT CHOC THEN GO TO BED!
ANOTHER LONG BLOG 11月12日 SORTED!**fingers crossed**! i have it all sorted! :)
my new amp came yesterday - tis the same as my old 1 so nothing special really - but thats that sorted
 then after a huuuge problem over my speakers blowing up and then getting new 1s which i blew up too
 i have just ot back from buying new-new ones which are kooooooooooooooooooooolll!! look good- sound GOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!
i also bought a 4-way light flasher unit - so chris is giving me a lift to get some white plastic (bug sheet!) and ply wood and some stickers so i can make an advertisment board to go in front of the decks.
so if i can get my stand wired up today - life will be goooood (for a while!)
later (if there's any1 there) il get an ad put in the gazette and **fingers crosses** (again!) il get a few more gigs!
 one week today i will be up in front of 300 people (ish) for the biggest gig ive ever done and possibly the hardest!!! so wish me luck and il let ya no how it all goes on that ! THAT WAS A LONG BLOG (FOR ME ANYWAY!) Bday!was my Bday on the 10th
i had some choc, money and a new flat panel LCD 17" monitor
 (i think it was a compramise cos i wanted 20" but dad said i wasnt aloud more then 15! - but seens i was gunna by it myself i was gunna get 20" anyway - but im happy with 17 as it was for my Bday! :) ) 11月9日 getting there!sooo ... after the problems iv had this week see previos blog ( http://spaces.msn.com/members/calums/PersonalSpace.aspx?_c01_blogpart=blogmgmt&_c=blogpart )
i have finally ordered my new amp and iv got my speakers.
2x700!!!! with 5 tweeters, a sub woofer, a speaker and 2 extra things for better sound (cant member what they called! lol) they bring a new meaning to loud!!!!
my amp is also 700W on each side giving me the ability to take the speakers to the max!
so watch out Lisa and Neil - you party is gunna be loud!!!! 11月6日 problem!yesterday i brought all my DJ equipment in to my room to test, clean and make sure it is all perfect for Lisa's party in 2 weeks.
So i set it up and found that 1 speaker wasnt working - hmmmm
 - swapped the cables, no nothing  but the other 1 worked - took them apart and found 2 cables not plugged in - inside the speaker - put them in , no nothing - got my bro to have a look - he got electrocuted! haha! lol turned around, red light on on my amp! not good!so i now have 2 weeks untill my next function and then 1 each week after for 3 weeks. and i need to buy new speakers and a new amp! - at a cost of £500+
i might be able to get the amp fixed - but within 2 weeks is unlikey and i dont have another amp!
so at the moment i have to hope i can or just buy a new 1
im buying new speakers some day this week
the good thing is the new 1s are 600W {peak} and the 1s i got now are only 300W{peak}. they are bigger and have 4 tweaters instead of 2 so they are better so not allllll is bad!.11月2日 haha - most are true!: )Things I hate about everybody.... 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead? 10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? Wellington boots? 11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate. 12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need. 13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks...........Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking McTosser. 14. When you involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright? Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off. 11月1日 A RLLLY LAME JOKE - BUT I LOVE IT! :)OK well there was this magical tractor
it drove down the lane and turned into a field 10月30日 learn chineseLearn Chinese with these simple sentences...read them out loud to undastand!!
*~ thts not right......Sum Ting Wong ~* *~ Are you harbouring a fugitive?......Hu Yu Hai Ding ~* *~ See me ASAP.....Kum Hia Nao ~* *~ Small Horse.....Tai Ni Po Ni ~* *~ Did you go to the beach?......Wai Yu So Tan ~* *~ I think you need a face lift.......Chin Tu Fat ~* *~ It's very dark in here.....Wao So Dim ~* *~ I thought you was on a diet.......Wai yu Mun Ching? ~* *~ This is a tow away zone......No Pah King ~* *~ Our meeting is scheduled for next week.....Wai Yu! Kum Nao? ~* *~ Staying out of site........Lei Ying Lo ~* *~ He's cleaning his automobile....Wa Shing Ka ~* *~ Your body odor is offensive........Yu Stin Ki Pu ~* 10月29日 only britain!
thanks claire! :)<span style="position:relative; width:175; height:24; filter:glow(color=#00ff00,strength=2)"> <A href="YOUR LINK"> LETS HOPE THIS WORKS! - IF IT DOES THANKS CLAIRE! :) </A></SPAN>
NO :( HASNT WORKED! :( 10月28日 HORSES:( ITS WINTER NOW AND ITS GUNNA BE COLD AND WET AND WINDY ETC...
AND AFTER THE INCIDENT SHIV HAD WITH TWIGGY WHILST WE WERE ON HOLS SHES HAD TO GIVE HER UP :(
AND!!!!
MUM HAS CONVINCED TIFF TO GIVE UP DAN FOR THE WINTER :(
MEANING IM GUNNA HAVE TO RIDE PEPPI ON MY OWN :( UPLOADED MUSIC :):)FOUND A WAY TO UPLOAD MUSIC ON TO MY SPACE :)
SPOSE YOU HEARD IT?!
IF NOT CLICK HOME AND WAIT - LOL
IT CAN TAKE A WHILE TO LOAD :(
10月25日 homeHOME AGAIN NOWBACK FROM SALOU HOL. WAS OK DIDNT DO ANYTHING!!  WEATHER WAS TOOOO HOT AND POOL WAS COLD MOAN MOAN MOAN LOL! 10月16日 HOLIDAYIM GOING ON HOLIDAY TO SPAIN ON TUESDAY! :o WHICH COULD BE COOL BUT I'LL HAVE SO MUCH COPYING UP TO DO :( AND I USUALLY ARGUE WITH ALL MY FAMILY WHILST IM THERE AND END UP SPENDING THE WHOLE TIME ON MY OWN :( BUT HEY! ... MAYBE THIS TIME I WONT ARGUE! BUT I'LL PROBALY ARGUE WITH SOME1!!! AND WHAT ABOUT PEPPI?!?!?! I HAVE ONLY SEEN HMI ONCE ALL WEEK AND NOW IM NOT GUNNA BE ABLE TO SEE HIM FOR ANOTHER WEEK SO HE'LL NOT GET RIDDEN FOR 2 WEEKS :o I'LL JUST HAVE TO SPEND EVERDAY THROUGH THE SCHOOL HOLIDAYS DOWN THER EWITH HIM TO MAKE UP :) WITH LOOOOOAAADDDSSS OF POLOS!!! HIS FAV! LOL I MIGHT GO DOWN TO SEE HIM LATER AND PUT HIM IN THE STABLES AND BRUSH HIM SO HE FEELS LOVED BEFORE I GO AWAY! IM OFF NOW, TO CONSIDER GOING TO SEE PEP, I PROBALY WONT LEAVE ANOTHER BLOG BEFORE I GO I'LL TRY AND LEAVE 1 WHILE IM ON HOLS THOGUH IF I COME ON MSN. BYE!!! 10月7日 stablesstableing the horses soon :) will meen we wont have to worry about catching dan cos he runs off, it only bothers me cos i have to chase him! :O but is funny when shiv slides in the mud and falls in poo! pmsl :D and we will leave our tack there so i can just ride down and brush em or tack em up! so me and shiv already have plans for paint colours and name plaques we dont even know if we're keeping them in there yet! lol so my stable will be red and white shiv's purple and white { i still say it's pink} tiff's will be blue and white i think! lol. the painting should be finished on saturday { shiv think's she'l be up by 10.30am!! pmsl!!!!} 9月29日 useless facts i stole from another space :)
9月22日 ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS WITHOUT THINKING DIRTY!!!TRY TO ANSWER ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS, WITHOUT
THINKING DIRTY!!! (THEN LEAVE A COMMENT TO SAY WHETHER YOU MANAGED IT
OR NOT) {the answers are at the bottom, but try not to cheat!}
1) what is a four lettered word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? 2)what is it that a cow has four of, but a woman only has two of? 3)what can you find down a man's pants that is about 6 inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much they often blow it? 4)what word starts with 'f' and ends in ''u_c_k'? 5)name five words that all end in 'u-n-t' and one of which is for a woman? 6)what does a dog do that you can step into? 7)what four lettered word starts with 'f' and ends with a 'k' and if you cant get 1 you can use your hands? 8)what is hard, about 6 inches long, has two nuts and makes a woman fat? 9)what four lettered word ends in 'i-t' and is found at the bottom of a birdcage? 10) what is it that all men have one of: its longer on some men than others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife when they get married?
ANSWERS 1) talk 2)legs 3)a 20 dollar bill 4)firetruck 5)bunt, hunt, punt, aunt, runt 6)pants 7)fork 8)almond joy candy bar 9)grit 10)last name
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